I love you in glacial ways

sofeeuhsofia: :)

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:50:18 -0400

sofeeuhsofia:

:)

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Thu, 23 May 2013 16:44:39 -0400

hollow-gram: Saturday Night Live 36x12 “When you talk about...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:38:16 -0400

hollow-gram:

Saturday Night Live 36x12

“When you talk about guns you always hear a lot about the Second Amendment and the Founding Fathers, and what they would say if they were here. Well, I for one think that if the Founding Fathers were here today, they would be super freaked out by cars. You can talk to them all you want about the Second Amendment, and they would just yell, ‘What are all these metal beasts doing rolling down the thoroughfare?’ And you’d tell them, ‘Those are cars’. And then you’d try to talk to them about militias and they would scream, ‘How can you speak of militias when steel dragons fly through the sky?’ And you’d say, ‘Those are airplanes.’ But even if they could wrap their heads around that they would eventually ask, ‘Why are all the slaves out?’ And they would think that. You can groan all you want, but they would think that.

And yes, the Founding Fathers wanted you to have the right to bear arms, but the guys who wrote that would pee through all eight layers of their pants if they saw what guns are now. In 1787 shooting a bullet was slightly faster than throwing one. If you wanted to be bulletproof in 1787 you put on a heavy coat. So with that in mind, I’m all about Americans having guns as long as they’re the muskets from 1787 that take forever to load.”

mememolly: :O

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:55:07 -0400

mememolly:

:O

kiwi-bliss: x

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:54:39 -0400

kiwi-bliss:

x

engagedelectorate: Perspective.

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:51:30 -0400

engagedelectorate:

Perspective.

golddiggerr: jetlife

Thu, 09 May 2013 19:06:35 -0400

golddiggerr:

jetlife

shhh dont speak

Thu, 09 May 2013 13:45:06 -0400

okay

ierofrank: one watermelon fresh from the manure fields your...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:11:58 -0400

ierofrank:

one watermelon fresh from the manure fields your spookiness

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Sun, 21 Apr 2013 23:19:54 -0400

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Thu, 11 Apr 2013 17:11:52 -0400

jellyworld: i will not accept anon hate unless its in MLA format

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 19:10:13 -0400

jellyworld:

i will not accept anon hate unless its in MLA format

justfeedmepizza: derekthereindeer: why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very...

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 12:08:55 -0400

justfeedmepizza:

derekthereindeer:

why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone

rucastyle:

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 20:51:12 -0400

rucastyle:

raspberrying: On a scale of 1 to Boo Radley how often do you leave your room

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 13:53:12 -0400

raspberrying:

On a scale of 1 to Boo Radley how often do you leave your room

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Mon, 25 Mar 2013 11:30:36 -0400

homuraw: you cross the mason-dixon line and suddenly the road is covered in crabs. the clouds and...

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 19:10:40 -0400

homuraw:

you cross the mason-dixon line and suddenly the road is covered in crabs. the clouds and trees are crabs. the crab statues in every major city are made out of tinier crabs. your car gracefully transforms into a hollow crab with you still inside peering out crab-shaped windows to look at all the crabs. you look down at your hands which are crab claws because you are a crab. it starts raining old bay. welcome to maryland

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Thu, 21 Mar 2013 21:44:13 -0400

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Thu, 21 Mar 2013 19:22:37 -0400

roxyequiushugs: walmart-stripper: ironicbassist: this is...

Tue, 12 Mar 2013 15:22:07 -0400

roxyequiushugs:

walmart-stripper:

ironicbassist:

this is making me very angry

‘Be that Fruit Loop in a bowl of Cheerios’

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